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My Favorite Lines From Various Songs in My iTunes Library

"I mean, she even cooks me pancakes, and Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches. If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is." -Cupid's Chokehold, Gym Class Heroes
"Sheisters live from scheme to scheme, but my fourth quarter pipe dreams are seeming more and more worth fighting for." -Loose Lips, Kimya Dawson
"And I can't believe that I'm your man, and I get to kiss you, baby, just because I can." -Everything, Michael Buble
"I have no problems dipping in my feet, but the trouble comes when I have to jump." -Sideways, Let's Go Sailing
"Come on, boo, gimme kiss." -Ride Wit Me, Nelly
"You look at me, but you're not quite sure: Am I it or could you get more? You learn cool from magazines, we all learned love from Charlie Sheen. But if you want me, let me know, and I promise that I won't say no." -Intuition, Jewel (XM Radio Sessions version)
"And the best is, no one knows who you are, just another girl alone at the bar." -Don't Trust Me, 3oh!3
"I read the news with all its angles bent, blame my confusion on designs of intelligence." -This Isn't Farm Life, The Essex Green
"I've been touched in places by very scary hands." -When I Say Go, The 1900s
"Well, I hate to be a bother, but it's you and there's no other, I do believe. You can call me naive, but I know me well at least as far as I can tell and I know what I need." -Life Less Ordinary, Carbon Leaf
and also, "If I could name you in this song, would it make you smile and sing along?" -Life Less Ordinary, Carbon Leaf
"Then maybe later, we'll get hot by the refrigerator, in the kitchen next to the pantry, you think that might be what you fancy?" -If You're Into It, Flight of the Conchords
"Bring your sister over here, let her dance with me just for the hell of it." -Chelsea Dagger, The Fratellis
"Said stick your toes all up in the air, 'Come on, it'll be fun!'" -The Party Punch, Oh No! Oh My!
"But for now we are young, let us lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing we can see." -In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, Neutral Milk Hotel
"I heard the Eskimos remove obstructions with tongues, dear. You missed my eye, I wonder why, I didn't complain. You missed my eye, I wonder why, please do it again." -Another Sunny Day, Belle and Sebastian
"If you knew that love can't break your heart, when you're down so low you cannot fall, would you change?" -Change, Tracy Chapman
"My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants." -My Band, D12
"Do you remember when we first moved in together, the piano took up the living room? You played me boogie woogie, I played you love songs. You'd say we're playing house, now you still say we are." -Do You Remember, Jack Johnson
"What's with these homies dissin' my girl?" -Buddy Holly, Weezer
"We're not living the good life unless we're fighting the good fight, you and me just trying to get it right." -You, Me, and the Bourgeoisie, The Submarines
"And I think that I just fell in love with you." I Hope That I Don't Fall in Love with You, Tom Waits
"Steven A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator." -Decatur, Sufjan Stevens
"Everyone's a superhero, everyone's a Captain Kirk." -99 Red Balloons, Siobhan DuVall
"True, that he's no Prince Charming, but there's something in him that I simply didn't see." -Something There, Paige O'Hara and Robby Benson (from Beauty and the Beast)
"I hope I become a ghost and make sure the future turns out fine." -I Hope I Become a Ghost, The Deadly Syndrome
"She had eyes so blue, they looked like weather." -It'll All Work Out, Tom Petty
"I won't be warm until I'm lying in your arms." -Gotta Have You, The Weepies
"We sure are cute for two ugly people." -Anyone Else But You, The Moldy Peaches
"My lips are unhappy without you." -Lips Are Unhappy, Lucky Soul
"And I want to know if you've ever felt the same way too, throwing up your hands and putting down all the things that you were supposed to do." -Sun Down, Nik Frietas
"I'd be lost forever if you slipped away. Blue eyes, you're the reason for my change." -Blue Eyes, Timmy Curran
"Keep on building prisons, gonna fill them all; keep on building bombs, gonna drop them all." -Ain't No Reason, Brett Dennen
"Does he walk around all day at school, with his feet inside your shoes? Looking down every few steps to pretend he walks with you?" -The Calendar Hung Itself, Bright Eyes
"Take only what you need from me." -Kids, MGMT
"I threw my money in a wishing well, but nothing got better and I'm slightly wetter." -Wishing Well, Love is All
"She's a symbol of resistance and she's holding onto my heart like a hand grenade." -She's a Rebel, Green Day
"And it's magic if the music is groovy, it makes you feel happy like an old time movie." -Do You Believe In Magic, The Lovin' Spoonful

I Used to Think That...

+Airplanes just knew where they were going and didn't talk to people on the ground. Later, when I learned that they "followed a pattern" or something like that, I thought that they wore special glasses and followed highways in the sky that the rest of us couldn't see.
+There was some major office that just... knew everything and orchestrated all events and bus routes and elections and apartment rentals and inventions.
+I would go to NYU, major in musical theatre, and eventually perform on Broadway. Then I realized I couldn't sing.
+I would follow a band on tour impulsively and become tight with them and live a nomadic life for a while with them. I still think that would be pretty cool. I just don't know which band.
+I could, one day, read every book. Then, when I found out that wasn't possible, I thought that I could one day read every book I wanted to.
+Love didn't exist.
+Making my parents hold hands would help set the mood for them to give me a sibling.
+The dog from those Bush's Baked Beans commercials actually kept the recipe with him.
+I would go to medical school and become a doctor.
+I wanted to be a pearl- and cardigan-wearing, nanny-hiring, Hamptons-vacationing, always made up, marrying into the New England socialite society type girl. Now I don't know what type of girl I want to be.
+One day, I would go to camp and meet my long lost brother or sister and my life would be complete. I begged my parents every year to send me to camp.
+Your hair was kept inside your head, and when it grew it was just coming out of your head.
+I would, one day, get a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
+Everything could be answered. If I asked a question that my parents couldn't answer, they were stupid.
+I would be President one day.
+I knew who I was.
+Things made of wood were carved from one giant piece of wood, not individual pieces put together.
+Everyone had a home.
+Well, I used to wonder why actors used different names when they were on screen. Like, wouldn't it be easier if they just went by their actual name all the time?
+I could do anything.
+When someone said they were an "inventor," they went to this center that had every part and tool you could imagine and it was just a BIG HUGE workshop where everyone invented things. It resembled a less colorful Santa's workshop.
+Movies were actually filmed where they were set.
+When the street lines got repainted, people drove a truck and there was a guy hanging out the back of it, putting his paintbrush on the ground regularly. I still don't know how they get there.

Things To Do Over Spring Break

1. Sleep.
2. Spend every waking minute with Samir and slowly develop his way of speaking.
3. Walk to Evanston.
4. Learn how to solve a Rubik's cube blindly.
5. Create a giant slip 'n' slide down the entire hall of the ninth floor.
6. Knit.
7. Watch Gilmore Girls.
8. Print out life-size pictures of friends and wear them as masks. Also, wear any clothes said friends left behind.
9. Write bad poetry.
10. Learn Tamil.
11. Create a personal SPRING BREAK WOOOO! and get smashed and flash the neighbors.
12. Play Scrabble.
13. Play Strip Scrabble (more fun.).
14. Make a GIANT FORT by bunking all the beds in the boys' quint.
15. Create culinary masterpieces.
16. Spend the week trying to survive as a bum in downtown Chicago.
17. ?

Damn Prinstonians

so i came across this on facebook via creepy stalker newsfeed. i thought i'd share it.

 http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/2000/03/07/399/

That Party Last Night

I'm woken up this morning by the buzzing sound of my phone vibrating against my dresser. I'm getting a call. It's 11 AM. I grumpily sit up and grab the phone.

"Mm'ello?"

"Hey, dude"

"What's up, Bo?"

"Well some family friends are coming over today. Could you like, clean up the room a little bit?"

"Umm..."

"Yeah like there's a cigar on my desk, and some beer cans... I just don't want them to see that stuff when they come over."

"Alright"

"Thanks dude."

Grumbling, I get out of bed. Last night, our room saw an impressive sequence of drinking games lasting long into the night; it was at least 2AM before the last guy stumbled out the door. Needless to say, "some beer cans" was a bit of an understatement. I got to work.

After some hasty gathering of the empty cans and various bottles and cups in the room it was time to take out the trash. I lumbered out of my room toward the trash room down the hall. In one hand I carried a large trash bag full of empty cans, in the other a cardboard "Coors" box full of more cans. I had on pajama pants, and no shirt. My chest proudly displayed the permanent-marker artwork of some girls on my floor: A heart with arrows pointing up toward my head and down toward my crotch.

As I trudged grumpily down the hall, from around the corner a student emerged. Accompanying him were his mother and four-year-old sister. We walked past each other without exchanging eye-contact.

I love college.

The 3 Sh's

If you are in the predicament of readying yourself to go out in a short amount of time. Follow Samir's 3 Sh's process:

Shit
Shave
Shower

Problem solved.