Good Eats Part 1

Tricks of the Trade I Have Learned About Eating at Pierce

1. Macaroni and Cheese = Delicious
2. And mashed potatoes
3. And curly fries
4. And seasoned fries
5. And steak fries
6. Mmm, fries
7. The pasta usually isn't bad, either
8. Delicious, delicious carbs
9. There will be some form of chicken almost every day. Be wary of it.
10. The pizza at pierce is almost always bad. But keep an eye out, anyway.
11. Ok, so nothing at Pierce is actually that good.
12. You learn to lower your standards.
13. After all, it is free.
14. But not really.
15. The egg-rolls aren't good, either.
16. But keep an eye out for the special at the grill, it's usually solid.
17. You can't go wrong with meatballs.
18. There's a good selection of toppings for the chips. Microwave cheese on top for nachos!
19. Sit at your house table. Hale is crazy!
20. Make a salad. Just do it.
21. Ice cream!
22. Diet Sierra Mist + Raspberry Iced Tea
23. Diet Sierra Mist + Grapefruit Juice
24. Diet Sierra Mist + Vodka you bring in a water bottle
25. Don't eat the soup!
26. Swipe your friends.
27. Swipe your dad.
27. You can swipe your friends, you can swipe your nose, but you can't swipe your friend's nose.
28. On second thought, don't swipe your nose.
29. That'd be weird.
30. Steal everything.
31. Hot chocolate + Whipped Cream!
32. Coffee + Microwaved Chocolate Syrup
33. Go to brunch.
34. You can make egg mcmuffins at brunch!
35. The tables are pretty sturdy.
36. Like, you could probably stand on one.
37. And sing to somebody on it.
38. Hypothetically.
39. Get the cookies when they're chewy.
40. That last one is just a general life tip.