Remembering that stupid little game we used to play as schoolchildren, Opposite Day? Growing up sucks, especially when you wake up the morning after Opposite Night, the more licentious game of collegiate debauchery. The game involves reversing the proportions of the drinks you consume. You usually drink gin and tonics? Tonight, you drink tonic and gin - a shot of tonic, fill the glass the rest of the way with gin, add a lime. Thinking about Jager Bombs? Today, you're dropping shot glasses of Red Bull into pints of Jager. You usually drink beer? Well - you're not really playing then, are you? Make yourself a screwdriver - easy on the OJ.
Now, we know what some of you are saying...this sounds irresponsible. You're damned right. Of course, just because we're responsible adults now, doesn't mean we have to look after you when your IQ drops to that of your three year old self.
shoutouts to LiquorSnob.com
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I thought about taking this to the logical extreme (EVERY time you would drink water/pop etc. you would have to drink alcohol. And every time you wanted to take a shot it would be like, a shot of cranberry juice). Ant it got me to thinking...
ReplyDeleteHow long could you survive if the only liquid you were allowed to drink was, say, vodka? (Probably forever if you're eating juicy things like oranges or apples. Tricky bastards.)