Things I Have Burned Myself On at UofC:
1. The little pipe underneath the window of the Shoreland going to the radiator. I have two scars, one on each leg, little bars like 2 inches above my knees because I got on my knees to open the window and when I pushed it up, I leaned forward and my legs got RIDICULOUSLY burned.
2. The toaster at Pierce. People, what happens when you don't take out your bagel/toast/English muffin/failed cookie when it's done is there's a backup, and someone who stands there patiently waiting for her onion bagel to be lightly toasted becomes less patient and reaches in, past all of your breakfast items, to grab hers, subsequently burning her hand on the inside of the toaster. Then you all get a great show of yelping and jumping.
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