My Favorite Lines From Various Songs in My iTunes Library

"I mean, she even cooks me pancakes, and Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches. If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is." -Cupid's Chokehold, Gym Class Heroes
"Sheisters live from scheme to scheme, but my fourth quarter pipe dreams are seeming more and more worth fighting for." -Loose Lips, Kimya Dawson
"And I can't believe that I'm your man, and I get to kiss you, baby, just because I can." -Everything, Michael Buble
"I have no problems dipping in my feet, but the trouble comes when I have to jump." -Sideways, Let's Go Sailing
"Come on, boo, gimme kiss." -Ride Wit Me, Nelly
"You look at me, but you're not quite sure: Am I it or could you get more? You learn cool from magazines, we all learned love from Charlie Sheen. But if you want me, let me know, and I promise that I won't say no." -Intuition, Jewel (XM Radio Sessions version)
"And the best is, no one knows who you are, just another girl alone at the bar." -Don't Trust Me, 3oh!3
"I read the news with all its angles bent, blame my confusion on designs of intelligence." -This Isn't Farm Life, The Essex Green
"I've been touched in places by very scary hands." -When I Say Go, The 1900s
"Well, I hate to be a bother, but it's you and there's no other, I do believe. You can call me naive, but I know me well at least as far as I can tell and I know what I need." -Life Less Ordinary, Carbon Leaf
and also, "If I could name you in this song, would it make you smile and sing along?" -Life Less Ordinary, Carbon Leaf
"Then maybe later, we'll get hot by the refrigerator, in the kitchen next to the pantry, you think that might be what you fancy?" -If You're Into It, Flight of the Conchords
"Bring your sister over here, let her dance with me just for the hell of it." -Chelsea Dagger, The Fratellis
"Said stick your toes all up in the air, 'Come on, it'll be fun!'" -The Party Punch, Oh No! Oh My!
"But for now we are young, let us lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing we can see." -In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, Neutral Milk Hotel
"I heard the Eskimos remove obstructions with tongues, dear. You missed my eye, I wonder why, I didn't complain. You missed my eye, I wonder why, please do it again." -Another Sunny Day, Belle and Sebastian
"If you knew that love can't break your heart, when you're down so low you cannot fall, would you change?" -Change, Tracy Chapman
"My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants." -My Band, D12
"Do you remember when we first moved in together, the piano took up the living room? You played me boogie woogie, I played you love songs. You'd say we're playing house, now you still say we are." -Do You Remember, Jack Johnson
"What's with these homies dissin' my girl?" -Buddy Holly, Weezer
"We're not living the good life unless we're fighting the good fight, you and me just trying to get it right." -You, Me, and the Bourgeoisie, The Submarines
"And I think that I just fell in love with you." I Hope That I Don't Fall in Love with You, Tom Waits
"Steven A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator." -Decatur, Sufjan Stevens
"Everyone's a superhero, everyone's a Captain Kirk." -99 Red Balloons, Siobhan DuVall
"True, that he's no Prince Charming, but there's something in him that I simply didn't see." -Something There, Paige O'Hara and Robby Benson (from Beauty and the Beast)
"I hope I become a ghost and make sure the future turns out fine." -I Hope I Become a Ghost, The Deadly Syndrome
"She had eyes so blue, they looked like weather." -It'll All Work Out, Tom Petty
"I won't be warm until I'm lying in your arms." -Gotta Have You, The Weepies
"We sure are cute for two ugly people." -Anyone Else But You, The Moldy Peaches
"My lips are unhappy without you." -Lips Are Unhappy, Lucky Soul
"And I want to know if you've ever felt the same way too, throwing up your hands and putting down all the things that you were supposed to do." -Sun Down, Nik Frietas
"I'd be lost forever if you slipped away. Blue eyes, you're the reason for my change." -Blue Eyes, Timmy Curran
"Keep on building prisons, gonna fill them all; keep on building bombs, gonna drop them all." -Ain't No Reason, Brett Dennen
"Does he walk around all day at school, with his feet inside your shoes? Looking down every few steps to pretend he walks with you?" -The Calendar Hung Itself, Bright Eyes
"Take only what you need from me." -Kids, MGMT
"I threw my money in a wishing well, but nothing got better and I'm slightly wetter." -Wishing Well, Love is All
"She's a symbol of resistance and she's holding onto my heart like a hand grenade." -She's a Rebel, Green Day
"And it's magic if the music is groovy, it makes you feel happy like an old time movie." -Do You Believe In Magic, The Lovin' Spoonful